The hero sits under a soft analog-TV treatment — curved glass, scanlines, a warm vignette. Fling the page and the picture tears, the red/green/blue split apart, and a desync bar rolls through; stop and it settles back to a clean, quietly-scanlined image. The same shader wraps any dish photo. On a phone it's a clean, sharp photo.
The Classic Double — smashed patties, aged cheddar, house pickles, toasted brioche.
Scroll away and the CRT loop halts (IntersectionObserver); hide the tab and it halts; narrow the window past a phone and it halts (runtime media re-gate). The shader grafts onto a hero/dish <figure> without touching the DOM or ordering — everything scrolls normally, and the dish name stays crawlable text below.